"There are so many people who've helped me get here that I'm sure I'll forget some, but I'm gonna try. Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association: The work you do is very important to me, and I am so proud and grateful to be here tonight. A big shoutout to Richard Arthur Prince, Robert Blake, O.J. Simpson, and John Wilkes Booth. We made it, boys, this is for all of us! Harvey—what can I even say? So much of my work wouldn't have been possible without you. Thank you to everyone at CAA, UTA, WME—hell, talent agents in general!—plus studio heads, producers, and the hardworking people in the marketing department. Moloch, Mammon, you can go to sleep now, I'll be home soon. If I forgot to thank you, rest assured that there'll be plenty of time for me to make it up to you later."
At Slate, Satan thanks Christian Bale.
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