"Sources further confirmed that on multiple occasions, the boy modulated his voice to ask a question as one of the female elephant attending the meeting before cutting her off and repeating a less coherent version of the same idea as though he himself had just thought of it, showing off his preternatural gifts for micromanagement and wasting his subordinates' time as he distributed crayon-drawn pictures of his vague future expectations for playtime that he had already voiced numerous times before."
From The Onion.
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