"Critics Warn Withdrawal From Afghanistan Paints Entirely Accurate Picture Of U.S. Government"

"'The collapse of a nation following its occupation by the United States sends the international community a message that we're a big powerful country that goes around the world blundering into lengthy imperial misadventures,' said Douglas Reisenthaler of the nonpartisan Institute for Federal Policy, one of many detractors who argued that by exiting Afghanistan, the U.S. military was giving the completely spot-on impression that America invades foreign countries on dubious grounds, enters aimless, prolonged conflagrations that it refuses to leave out of pride, and then retreats after a humiliating defeat."

From The Onion.