"Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something Oh-So-Precious Into His Moleskine Notebook"

"'These are much higher quality than the notebooks you find at CVS,' lilted the auteur, who couldn't be bothered to use—dare it be said—a journal of lesser craftsmanship or pedigree, or one not famously used by such legendary artists as van Gogh and Hemingway."

From The Onion.