Sunday, May 30, 2010

"Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths"

"When asked if he felt something, anything, after briefly extending the lives of three human beings, Farber replied in the negative.
"'I was doing what, at that moment, I was doing,' he said. 'Tomorrow, if there is another fire, I will do the same. Perhaps in that fire, I will be the one who is killed. Or, on the other hand, perhaps I will not. Either way, there will be anguish and sorrow at some unknown point.'
"Added Farber, 'There always is.'"

From The Onion.

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