"'I really don’t want to go over there,' said Gannon, adding that he would prefer to avoid asking the lip-pierced, teenage girl with a ski cap covering her dyed-red hair if she would please move her backpack so he could browse the shelves. 'I’ll just pretend to browse the Business and Money section until they leave.'"
From The Onion.
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