Tuesday, February 04, 2014

"Newly Tenured Professor Now Inspired To Work Harder Than Ever"

"'I’m going to start teaching a lot more classes, advise as many Ph.D. candidates as possible, and voluntarily extend my office hours so I can provide students with as much one-on-one time as they need. Tenure is a huge honor, but it also comes with a lot of responsibility. From now on, anyone who enrolls in one of my classes can be certain my top priority will be how I can best serve them as a professor.'"


From The Onion.

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