Thursday, January 22, 2015

"Nation's Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate"

"'This massive, unrestricted accrual of time is quickly becoming unmanageable—it's growing bigger and bigger even now as I speak,' said Gibbon, who confirmed the past grew by more than six months in the time it took to research and write the new report. 'Presidential administrations, extinct species, ancient empires—all have been claimed by a relentless past. There was some speculation that World War II would end history, but it didn't.'"


From The Onion.

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